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April 20 Johannian? 做戏nian??yay... family day... target: RM 40,000!!!
wa... so low compared to last time...
last time, we've achieved RM 180,000~~
now, we can't even raise RM20,000 for the first two weeks...
woohoooo~
everyday, we hear david and najibah screaming at our ears,
saying "where is your johannian spirit???"
"how are you going to beat VI??" (<-- personally, i think that this is BULLshit... we never had rivalry against VI, dunno which idiot started it... hahaha)
then, one or two days before the family day, we've raised RM20,000 through the sales of coupons...
i HOPE we've reached the target of RM40,000, but even if we DID achieve it,
i don't think that it's something to be proud of... no, seriously...
Confucian private secondary school is having some marathon thingy to raise funds also,
guess how much they've raised?
RM500,000~~
what did st.john's get? 10x less than that!!!!!! what the hell???
we hear the lower forms shouting "yeah~ yeah~ woohoo~ johannian spirit~"
but what did they contribute to the school?
o-kay la, it's not like they didnt do anything la,
they donated money and stuffs to the school...
what stuff did they donate?
maggi mee, cintan mee, indo mee, mr.potato, twisties, biscuits bla bla bla...
these items are packed into hampers, as prizes for game stalls...
tell me honestly la, will you play the games just to get THESE prizes?
after the "big" event, there's still TONNES of these items left...
what are we gonna do with it?
david suggests that we lelong it...
how? 50 cents one pack ah?
ah, then they will say, "dun compare us wif private skuls maa~"
but still, i think we can definitely do better...
they kept giving excuses like recession la, no one wanna buy coupons la...
but i don't see that blocking the confucians...
and what did najibah contribute to the school?
she brought her family, selling ayam chops at RM10 each... hope she made SOME money la...
but, i think the family day this year is not too bad, but not very good also...
there was a 5v1 deathmatch among the 5th formers after the event at the st.john's arena, lorong AIA...
some idiots took our teacher's table and never returned it to our class...
we made a tiny profit...
and there were a bunch of jokers, thinking that they can shuffle,
doing something they call shuffling, which made them look like stupid retards, on the stage,
which somehow attracted our fellow malay TONG BAOs to watch... April 11 the cure for stupidity?people say: 人蠢没药医
well, CJY says: 药就是努力
no one in this world is born to be stupid...
everyone has the same brain... ok, maybe not everyone, but still,
it's all about the same...
why do we become "stupid"?
because we're not smart?? LOL
because we just don't want to be smart <-- i go for this answer... LOL
work hard, if you or others still think that you're "stupid",
then work harder... if it continues, work even harder!!! LOL
work harder, try harder... you'll see a difference... hahaha...
eg1: different students doing a very ******* difficult math question...
assume that even the "smart" ones can get the answer only after >10 tries.
then those who tried for 9 times, and can't get the answer, blame themselves for being "stupid".
see how stupid they are?
if you can't do something, keep doing it, keep trying until you can do it...
it's not like you can't ask for help, but, you must at least TRY doing it first...
well, that's what i think...
7 months left? or is it less? look into a mirrora friend(s) of mine, love someone too much... too obsessed...
stick to her everyday, making her feel annoyed... bla bla bla...
she politely rejected him, but he just can't accept the fact... bla bla bla...
and then we told him what to do...
but when we come to think of it, we did the exact same thing that he did...
and we didn't even realise it...
sometimes, you can see what someone else did wrong,
but when you made a mistake, you just don't realise it...
try doing this,
before doing something, look into a mirror,
look at the person in front of you and think,
"how would it affect others if you did bla bla bla?"
i regret for not doing that earlier... hahaha... PT, i'm sorry... March 19 WOOOOT~~~~recently, i dun feel like i'm me...
get wat i mean?
meaning, i'm nt me..
it's like, im another person...
woooot de hell...
but i noe i'm me,
it's jus dat i juz dun feel like i;m me...
gaaaaa...
ZZZzzzzzzz... March 18 ARTWitness the greatest masterpiece by Mother Nature~~~
BOOOOOOOM! wooooo~ amazing~ so beautiful~~~~ T-T March 11 No Topic...today, is just like any other days...
nothing special happened...
until 4pm...
my friend's phone is stollen, along with a phone accessory...
from what i know, she didn't quite like the phone very much...
but the accessory bears a special meaning to her...
it was a gift, from a special friend, a long time ago...
well, her point is,
"take the phone, but don't take the accessory along..."
when i was walking with her to the bus stop,
she looks sad... (well, duhh, if one can still smile after one's phone is stollen, this "one" is abnormal)
she blames herself for not being careful enough...
well, i blame the society, for producing young idiots who steal...
but, it's too late... nothing can be done now...
i just hope that, she doesn't get too sad until she falls sick...
and,
Whoever stole the phone, please bear in mind that:
The phone will not be with you forever,
but the GUILT of stealing it will...
Whether you go to heaven, or hell...
May you suffer from constant diarroehea,
and may your toilet bowl(s) get clogged...
March 09 The Tyrant and His Impenetratable Skull...This is a story of a tyrant, who wins bread for my family...
He has a brain, full of knowledge;
he thinks a lot, but also forgets a lot (he's the block, i'm the chip);
he is super-emo, for 1 second, he can be very happy, smiling like a clown;
then after that second he can bark like a mad dog with saliva flying all over the place...
His head is unique, whatever you say will not go in to his mind...
Because he has an impenetratable skull...
Case 1:
We're watching the All England Badminton thing, live, with Chong Wei vs Lin Dan...
Let T = Tyrant,
C = CJY.
T: chong wei no hope de laa...
C: can de can de... 1 point behind ni maaa...
T: u c how he play or nt? he wait ppl commit suicide 2 get marks laaaa...
C: good la, means he got strategy lo...
T: no hope dy la... no hope dy...
C: got de... he's nt dat bad wat... AH, c? get points dy...
T: dat lan see zai (lin dan) too impatient ma...
C: stil, he got points rite?
T: ppl commit suicide only can get points, play like dat forever cant win laaa...
C: y muz b so negativ? at least he's nt far bhind rite?
T: u noe how 2 play or nt? i say he no hope means no hope laa...
C: dunno how 2 play oso can giv comment de maa--
T: AHH~ TAI DOU MOU (can c not)???!!! chong wei no hope dy la...
C: y muz say no hope? u support malaysia or china? if u dun support anyone den dun say he no hope laaa...
T: i support de better player...
C: if like dat den dun scold lin dan lan see la...
T: diu.
C: correct wat...
T: no hope dy... he suld aim for lin dan's right side...
C: easy for u 2 say--
T: DIUU~ AIM FOR HIS RIGHT HAND, AH, YES, LIKE DAT, NO, DIUUU~ U IDIOT *@#$%@#$%@#$* C: -.-|||
T: Y DUN LISTEN TO ME? I SAY RIGHT HAND SIDE LA *@#$%#@%$#*...
C: deng, u wan de phone or nt?
T: (nt listening) aih, he dun wan2 listen 2 me, how 2 win???!
C: if evy1 cal him 2 coach him on how 2 play, den de coach sit thr sick see ah? T: (stil nt listening) no point watching de match dy laa, he sure lose de...
C: ... ... dun wan tok 2 u dy...
Case 2:
at about 0815, i'm all set to go out...
then he summoned me to his room...
T: whr u goin?
C: sunway pyramid?
T: y din tel me?
C: i've been telling u 4 de past few days, evyday, dat i'm goin 2 sunway P 2day--
T: @$%#%%@$#, U DUN TRY TO LIE TO ME, I DIN HEAR ANYTHIN.
C: ok fine, now i tel u again... i'm goin 2 SP, bli bla bli bla...
T: NOW U TEL ME @#$%#$% AH?
C: u say u dunno ma, i mai tel u lo.
T: U EVYTIME LIKE DIS, DIN TEL ME ANYTHIN UNTIL LAST MINUTE.
C: zzz... o (in fact i tell him and repeat the same thing for at least 3 days before any event)
T: U @#$%$#@#% U @#$%$@#%$
C: oh.
T: @#@#%$ @#%$#%@$
C: oh.
T: IF U CONTINUE 2 B LIKE DIS I'LL WHACK U @#%$@#%$
C: oh.
T: @#%$#@% C: oh. T: @#%$@
C: oh. ma, help me take de keys later... (walking out, because he stopped talking)
T: @#%$@#%$ NGO MEI GONG YUEN(i haven't finished talking yet)~~!!!!
T: @#%$#%$@#@#$%@#$%$@%#$%@$#%$#%@$#%@$#%$@#%$#@%$ C: oh. (walk out, because he stopped again)
T: (still can hear him mumbling) @#$%@$#%$@#$%
it's as if we must have at least 1 arguments per day...
Case 3(involves my mum):
we're eating yong tau foo at sri kembangan yesterday with one of his friend...
Let M = mum
T: eat de zi bao gai(paper-wrapped chicken).
M: oh, later.
T: nah, take.
M: oh, put thr 1st, later i take. T: diu, i say take means take.
M: later la, no place on de plate maaa. T: diu, give u oso dun wan... too cheap isit? wan more expensive 1 isit? diu.
M: i say later, not say dun wan--
T: diu @#%#@$%, u dun wan den u put thr, later i eat...
M: zzz... u eat u eat la...
T: give u oso dun wan... diu.
M: ... ...
T: take de tau foo.
M: later.
T: take.
M: Later.
T: TAKE.
M: oh.
T: diu, no place on de plate dun take la, c fall on table dy, how 2 eat? @%#$%#...
M: -.=
As you can see... he's pretty @$%#$...
he'll not accept opinions,
he'll not apologise eventhough it's his fault,
he'll scold us, from small mistakes to big mistakes,
he'll scold us if we did NOTHING,
he'll scold us even if we did something CORRECTLY,
he'll shut down his brain while letting his mouth shooting like an AK-47...
but still...
no matter how @#%$#%$ he can be, he's still my dad, who raised me up...
(i don't know whether properly or not la...)
i still appreciate what he had done for the family...
at least he don't smoke, he comes home early,
he doesn't cheat his wife(cos he's nt capable of doing so)...
so,
i love you dad...
and fuck you too... February 23 serious problems...1. i think too much... then i tend to forget what i had in mind, and in the end, i screw up the whole thinking process...
2. i'm easily affected by the surroundings... i get "high" when there's a lot of friends around, and i tend to raise my voice when i talk and i can't control myself... so, you'll see me acting like a... a... a monkey...
3. i become "emo" easily... i hate to admit it, but i'm emo everyday... Aih~ i can get extremely sad, extremely angry...
4. when i'm REALLY angry, you don't wanna come close to me... i'm literally on fire when i'm angry, you'll get burnt if you come too close...
5. i can't speak properly... my brain doesn't wanna cooperate with my mouth... Zzz...
6. i have serious amnesia... i plan everything, then i forget almost 90% of it; if i write it down, i'll forget where i put the paper... Zzzzzzz...
7. i have a bad throat... i can't sing, i can't shout, and my throat gets inflammation easily...
8. i talk too much... people think that i'm annoying... i know, i know... try hard to change... really hard...
9. i don't mind my words... i speak before i think, => i think after i spoke... then i tend to hurt people's feelings... sorry... i really don't mean to do it...
10. i like to help people... even when sometimes where i can't be much help to them... then both of us get frustrated... hahaha...
11. i think too much about the consequences before i do something... which leads to endless emo-ing... hahaha...
ok, i'm emo-ing, frustrated because i dunno what else to write and definitely, i'm thinking too much...
hahahaha...
why do i even bother write the above piece of crap... gah...
LOL February 21 NO LIFE AH????hmm, after 1 month, i'm back to my no-life work... gahahaha...
stupid monitor spoilt, and it took the guy like 1 month to finish it... zzz...
anyway, here's something that i would like to share with nyou (you + you + you + ... n times)
SJI students who walk aalone to school in the morning, regardless of which route you take, (jalan gereja, lorong AIA, ...)
BEWARE... ... ... ... ... ... ...
there's been a lot of robbing, snatching and bullying cases going on near the school.
the suspects are two indians, with no life:
A - tall, plump, short hair, moustache, dark skin.
B - short, plump, short hair, slightly bushier moustache, slightly fairer skin.
B is suspected to be our school's ex-jaga, who got fired recently...
he's been walking around in the school compound, asking students for money, with his partner, A.
the description of them by the students match with the two indians i saw on friday, 20th Feb.
i was walking to school by foot, then i saw two indians pounding a big piece of meat in front zof the church.
i thought, wow, now that's a large piece of red meat...
ok, actually, that was an AIA guy wearing a red AIA t-shirt. when i say that he's big, i mean big...
ok, let the AIA guy = C,
so, A + B are whacking C like nobody's business,
C was kissing the floor like he's in love with it,
then i went to call for some help...
then D, E, F and G came... A + B ran, and C lost his phone.
then i told mr.david about this and i think he made a police report... i think... let's do it again, shall we? i think he did...
The End.
ok, we assumed that A + B only target people who walk alone, early in the morning,
so the solution was for us to come not so early in the morning, or come in groups...
but today, saturday, 21st of Feb 2009, something reeeaaaaally unexpected happened...
it was 7.26am. i'm in the school canteen with chee leong, we almost initiated a conversation, and he was going to savour his twiggies...
then, "GODLIKE~~" <--- my ringtone for sms
i received a message from pui ting...
"U reached skul nt?call me a while"
then i thought, hmm, no spacing between ? and "call", then no . after "while", she typed the message in a hurry... something might have happened to her...
then i thought, hmm, if something happened to her, can she still send me a message? so long somemore leh... should have just type "call me" or "call" or "help" if it's an emergency...
so i called her...
then bli bla bli bla bli bla.............
i looked at chee leong, from my eyes, he knew something's not right,
then we ran down the hill to find pui ting...
Ah, for more details, please visit BlUe bLuE REgion for more details...
aih... what kind of society is this? what's the bloody problem with the people?
early morning wait for people to pass by, then rob them... no life ah?
go work in melaka street also can get money what...
rob students? two words for you -- no balls.
so pro then go rob the bank la...
anyway, just be careful... nowadays you cant trust anyone...
ah, i'm different ah... LOL |
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